What's Up with Peter North?...

Okay, many of you probably recognize Peter North (image right) from his fuck-anything-with-a-pulse straight porn, right? Some of you slightly-over-25-years types may also recall (however faintly) that he did some gay porn in his earlier, decidedly less hot, days. Back then, we barely knew him under the name Matt Ramsey.

I remember seeing him in a few poorly budgeted gay flicks (The Bigger, The Better; Big and Thick; A Matter of Size; Like a Horse; Backstrokes; etc.), and I wasn't all that impressed with this Matt Ramsey guy.

Then suddenly, about a decade later, there he was in a straight flick, calling himself Peter North and fucking women. Huh?! The strange part was, he was a lot hotter in these films, and had this amazing ability never matched before or since...he could cum buckets!

Now, I'm not one of those guys who's "into" cum. Frankly, I think it smells horrible, and tastes even worse. It makes after-sex time seem like housework -- all that wiping and dabbing and looking for the spots you missed. I might as well be scouring out the kitchen sink! But in the case of Peter North, cum became an amazingly erotic thing. Maybe it was because I have a thing for straight guys and, now that he was fucking women, he seemed more erotic and masculine? Maybe it was due to a deep-seated loathing for women, and I liked seeing them get blasted with a hosefull of jizz? Or perhaps it's that Darwinian need for seeing the female get exposed to sperm cells, some confused little part of my brain rewarding me for something that would normally contribute to the survival of my genes (although, in this case, it's on video, it's not my sperm, and I have no desire for doing anything with ladies except maybe shopping).

I dunno what it is, but Peter North is now a surefire way to get me hard. I could watch him get that amazingly thick cock sucked all day. And the best part is, I know there's gonna be a really impressive cum shot at the end of each scene that makes it all worth it.

One thing that concerns me, though, is the re-writing of history that lil' Pete has apparently attempted. According to articles in some online porn magazines, his transition from gay to straight porn was a bit of a rocky road. Probably because of fear of AIDS, it's just not kosher to fuck women after you've had your colon cleaned by the likes of Rick Donovan. As a result, these actors often deny that they were in any gay films (a surprising number of them start out that way), and Pete was no exception. Later, when it apparently became too embarassing to keep up the lie in its then-current form, Pete told one reporter that he had been in a few gay videos, but that "a lot of those scenes are created in the editing room," and that "I had an ass double for those scenes with Rick Donovan. I'd never do that [anal] with a guy." Ha! I've seen the video, Petey...and I'd recognize that tight ass anywhere. Apparently he now just refuses to discuss it.

Peter North can afford to be silent on the subject now. With his own production studio, hundreds of videos under his belt, and presumably millions in the bank, he hardly needs to grant interviews to porn magazines anymore. Still, even with all the lies, the thinly veiled homophobia, and the fact that he's well into his late 40s, there's just no match for Peter North and his unique "talent."

P.S. I've seen a few images of Peter covered in his own cum from head to chest, but have no idea where they came from. He's obviously done some jack-off scenes that continue to allude me. Anyone know what video they're from?

I Wanna Suck My Partner's Straight Brother...

Okay, I thought that would get your attention.

Unfortunately, it's not only an attention grabber...it also happens to be true.

I've got a major "thing" for my partner's brother. He's younger, more masculine, turns me on in a major way, and is just perfect for me. Just one problem: he's straight.

I admit, it's not a good position to be in. Lusting after a straight guy is just a disasterous thing, psychologically. That's made all the worse by the fact that he's technically my brother-in-law, of course. If he were any other straight guy, I'd give it the old college try. You know, invite him over, offer him all the beer he wants, play up my feminine qualities, and then play Spin the Bottle or something. Maybe even slip him a Viagra when he wasn't looking, just to get the mood right. (Those little blue monsters beat the hell outta those useless Barry White albums I wasted my money on.)

He looks almost identical to porn star Alex Sanders in his younger days (see pic to right), so anytime I see that guy in a porn flick, I imagine him as the bro-in-law, and cum like Ol' Faithful!

O, and even more tantalizing is the fact that my partner and his brother look so much alike. Not only does that make him seem familiar, but it makes him seem familar in a sex-charged way. And I hear tell (from my partner, of course) that their genitals are almost identical! He even shaves his balls, just like my boyfriend! (That last part actually got me hopeful until I read online that a LOT of straight guys now shave their balls. Is there anything they won't copy us fags on?)

If that's all true, then it makes my mouth water all the more. My partner (and presumably, his brother) has huge balls in a really big sack. In the summertime, they/he sit(s) on them all the time as a result of free-ballin'...they hang down that much! Yowza! There's nothin' hotter than a huge set of goose-egg testicles, hanging low in a big, floppy nutsack. Mmmmmm....

And then there's that cock head! I loves me some mushroom head, baby, and boy does he have one! (I'll just go with the assumption from here.) And it drips with precum whenever he's excited! The good news just doesn't stop!

Oooo..and that masculinity. Ach, du Lieber! There's nothing sexier than a monosyllabic straight guy, and he fits the bill, baby!

So, you see my dilemma, right? I'm stuck seeing this guy on a regular basis due to the fact that he lives so near and visits so often...and I get major wood every time he comes around...but I'm stuck in the celibacy that comes from being born with the wrong genitals to get the job done.

Any helpful, encouraging comments are welcomed. : )