Wednesday, January 3, 2007

I Wanna Suck My Partner's Straight Brother...

Okay, I thought that would get your attention.


Unfortunately, it's not only an attention grabber...it also happens to be true.


I've got a major "thing" for my partner's brother. He's younger, more masculine, turns me on in a major way, and is just perfect for me. Just one problem: he's straight.


I admit, it's not a good position to be in. Lusting after a straight guy is just a disasterous thing, psychologically. That's made all the worse by the fact that he's technically my brother-in-law, of course. If he were any other straight guy, I'd give it the old college try. You know, invite him over, offer him all the beer he wants, play up my feminine qualities, and then play Spin the Bottle or something. Maybe even slip him a Viagra when he wasn't looking, just to get the mood right. (Those little blue monsters beat the hell outta those useless Barry White albums I wasted my money on.)


He looks almost identical to porn star Alex Sanders in his younger days (see pic to right), so anytime I see that guy in a porn flick, I imagine him as the bro-in-law, and cum like Ol' Faithful!


O, and even more tantalizing is the fact that my partner and his brother look so much alike. Not only does that make him seem familiar, but it makes him seem familar in a sex-charged way. And I hear tell (from my partner, of course) that their genitals are almost identical! He even shaves his balls, just like my boyfriend! (That last part actually got me hopeful until I read online that a LOT of straight guys now shave their balls. Is there anything they won't copy us fags on?)


If that's all true, then it makes my mouth water all the more. My partner (and presumably, his brother) has huge balls in a really big sack. In the summertime, they/he sit(s) on them all the time as a result of free-ballin'...they hang down that much! Yowza! There's nothin' hotter than a huge set of goose-egg testicles, hanging low in a big, floppy nutsack. Mmmmmm....


And then there's that cock head! I loves me some mushroom head, baby, and boy does he have one! (I'll just go with the assumption from here.) And it drips with precum whenever he's excited! The good news just doesn't stop!


Oooo..and that masculinity. Ach, du Lieber! There's nothing sexier than a monosyllabic straight guy, and he fits the bill, baby!


So, you see my dilemma, right? I'm stuck seeing this guy on a regular basis due to the fact that he lives so near and visits so often...and I get major wood every time he comes around...but I'm stuck in the celibacy that comes from being born with the wrong genitals to get the job done.


Any helpful, encouraging comments are welcomed. : )

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

i think you need to tell your boyfriend about this b4 he finds out somehow

Anonymous said...

What a predicament you're in, my dear! Unlike "anonymous" said, I think you'd best keep it to yourself. Your feelings will likely fade as time passes, and no good would come of being that open.

I love how funny you can be with something that's probably really causing you pain. That's a good sign.

Anonymous said...

sinners will pay for their sins!

Anonymous said...

keep up the good work.

Anonymous said...

yeah, I love taboo, I had a step dad that was Mexican. he had a really thick uncut dick and it was totally untrimmed. He always feel asleep on the couch in just shorts. From time to time his dick would twitch and I always wanted to play with it. Heart would beat fast when I watched it twitch always scared he would wake and see me peeking at him with such admiration.