I remember seeing him in a few poorly budgeted gay flicks (The Bigger, The Better; Big and Thick; A Matter of Size; Like a Horse; Backstrokes; etc.), and I wasn't all that impressed with this Matt Ramsey guy.
Then suddenly, about a decade later, there he was in a straight flick, calling himself Peter North and fucking women. Huh?! The strange part was, he was a lot hotter in these films, and had this amazing ability never matched before or since...he could cum buckets!
Now, I'm not one of those guys who's "into" cum. Frankly, I think it smells horrible, and tastes even worse. It makes after-sex time seem like housework -- all that wiping and dabbing and looking for the spots you missed. I might as well be scouring out the kitchen sink! But in the case of Peter North, cum became an amazingly erotic thing. Maybe it was because I have a thing for straight guys and, now that he was fucking women, he seemed more erotic and masculine? Maybe it was due to a deep-seated loathing for women, and I liked seeing them get blasted with a hosefull of jizz? Or perhaps it's that Darwinian need for seeing the female get exposed to sperm cells, some confused little part of my brain rewarding me for something that would normally contribute to the survival of my genes (although, in this case, it's on video, it's not my sperm, and I have no desire for doing anything with ladies except maybe shopping).
I dunno what it is, but Peter North is now a surefire way to get me hard. I could watch him get that amazingly thick cock sucked all day. And the best part is, I know there's gonna be a really impressive cum shot at the end of each scene that makes it all worth it.
One thing that concerns me, though, is the re-writing of history that lil' Pete has apparently attempted. According to articles in some online porn magazines, his transition from gay to straight porn was a bit of a rocky road. Probably because of fear of AIDS, it's just not kosher to fuck women after you've had your colon cleaned by the likes of Rick Donovan. As a result, these actors often deny that they were in any gay films (a surprising number of them start out that way), and Pete was no exception. Later, when it apparently became too embarassing to keep up the lie in its then-current form, Pete told one reporter that he had been in a few gay videos, but that "a lot of those scenes are created in the editing room," and that "I had an ass double for those scenes with Rick Donovan. I'd never do that [anal] with a guy." Ha! I've seen the video, Petey...and I'd recognize that tight ass anywhere. Apparently he now just refuses to discuss it.
Peter North can afford to be silent on the subject now. With his own production studio, hundreds of videos under his belt, and presumably millions in the bank, he hardly needs to grant interviews to porn magazines anymore. Still, even with all the lies, the thinly veiled homophobia, and the fact that he's well into his late 40s, there's just no match for Peter North and his unique "talent."
8 comments:
i'm str8, but i think Peter North totally rocks!
I'd never heard of Peter North before I read this (I think I've seen him in some stuff, but I didn't know his name). I looked up some of his videos online today, and DAMN! that guy can really shoot a load. Thanks for the heads up, dude.
Funny blog!
Wow, that's a lotta cum on that dude. Reminds me of that scene in "There's Something About Mary." lol
Yeah, no kidding about the cum! Wow. His amazingly thick cock is just as impressive. Wikipedia lists him as 8.5" long by 6" around. That's a HUGE shaft!
He certainly does have a huge cock. Not sure I'd believe those reports about porn stars' cocks, though. They (and their handlers) often exaggerate (and Wikipedia is written by regular folk like you and me), but this one seems about right to me. You?
Oh yeah, definitely. Did you read the discussion about his cock (under "Penis size") at the above Wikipedia link? There's a lot of stuff there which proves he's really that big. And check out some of the pics too. I'm convinced without a doubt. His cock is monstrous. Period.
His cock might be large, but I'd hardly call anything posted on the Internet "proof." That's especially true of anything posted on Wikipedia! Until I hold it in my own hand, I'll just stick with the conservative adjective "big." : )
Dude's gay. Always has been, always will be. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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